It was a dark and stormy night, all the stars were out, and the moon shined brightly against the cloudless black sky. Our hero...ish character sat alone up a tree and hanging upside-down from a branch waiting for something to happen. the crickets chirped in the background and deer ran through the open field.

[Why are we out here?] The voice in Deadpool's head final said after 30 seconds of silence.

"We're out the on a very important mission," Deadpool spoke up putting his fingers to his lips trying to keep his thoughts quite.

[Mission? I wasn't informed of any mission. Well what is it?]
"Its top secrete, only a privileged few can know whats going to happen tonight."
[Well then who is paying us?]

"Pay? Ha! this is a mission I would gladly do for free if it meant saving the world. Hell, I would even pay someone to assign this mission to me."

[We're going after Domino's panties again aren't we?]

"Who squealed on me?! Besides what do you care?"

[Look all I'm saying is that tomorrow is Saturday, and I don't want to miss my cartoons]
"Dude that's right! Have you seen "Wolverine and the X-men"?

[I know, it looks awesome. Anyway shouldn't you be getting back to your "highly important mission"?]

"Alright, minor distractions aside, where was I?" Deadpool put on his serious face but was completely lost under his mask.

[I believe you were just about to scope out the building]

"Right," Deadpool said as he pulled out a pair of binoculars and scoped out the fence outside the project Armageddon Base. Deadpool took down the binoculars. "Domino has been taking time out to retrain at her base that created her, for those of you who didn't know that," Deadpool spoke out the placed the binoculars back in front of his eyes.

There were a dozen men outside and about six moving spotlights. [This should be like taking candy from a baby, you should know how that is, you do it enough]

"Alright, so the plan is, I'm going to sneak up, hop the fence, shoot out the spotlights , then use the shadows to sneak up behind the soldiers, and use my swords to bring them a swift death, before the can raise the alarm." In Deadpool's mind he saw all of this happening with perfect coordination and sequence.

Five seconds later Deadpool stands in front of a large steel door outsides the base wearing a french maid outfit complete with his swords and gun holster. His gloved hand reaches out towards the door and he knocks on the cold steel door. "Housekeeping," Deadpool called out in a sweet voice. A few seconds later the door opens and Deadpool throws a punch at the guy opening the door. "See I told you that was easier," Deadpool says as he pulls off the hat of the maid outfit he was wearing.

[So you were right, big deal. Can you at lest put your pants back on?]

"Why? This is so comfortable, and I get to show off my great legs"

A few minutes pass and Deadpool stands in plane sight in front of a map of the base. The hall was long and empty, every step Deadpool took made a slight metal tap like a boot on stone. Deadpool placed one hand under his chin stroked his imaginary beard. "Alright, so if I take the third left down this hallway the the second right, then cut across the courtyard, it will take me right to the woman's barracks." Deadpool started off one way down the hallway in a casual manner then was stopped by a voice all to familiar to him.

[NO WAIT! You want to turn around take the first right the cut across the mine field.]

"But that takes us to the Mess Hall." Deadpool shared.

[Yeah I know, I'm starving]

"Alright, we eat then its back to getting Domino's pan..."

"STOP RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!" A young soldier yelled out at Deadpool. the man seemed to be in his early 20's and was of the tall lanky proportions. Definably not one who had been in the military long and one who didn't know who Deadpool was. "Put your hands where I can see them."

"Don't you know its rude to interrupter people when they are talking?" Deadpool asked as he pulled out his own gun and pulled the trigger, squeezing off a point blank head shot. "Weird," Deadpool stopped for a second and looked at his gun. "Normally I hear screaming when I pull the trigger." Deadpool slipped the gun back in its holster. "Anyway, food then Domino." Deadpool started off towards the mess hall.


"Black, black, black, blue," Deadpool listed off while standing in front of a dresser, clearly Domino's. "Black, black, purple, black. I don't know, Would you call this blue or black?"

[Would you just take one already! Every second you spend is another second she could wake up and find us, especially with you with you reciting the colors.]

"Hey, I'm not the one yelling here, besides we're going after he rarest of rare, the one color she would never admit having," Deadpool stated as he started to raise his voice.

[I would say its a sapphire color.]

"See how much we can get accomplished if we work together," Deadpool state as he went back to rummaging through Domino's top drawer. "Black, black. Come on I know she has them..... unless." Deadpool turned his head to look at the sleeping Domino just in time to see her roll sleepily out of bed and started towards the bathroom rubbing her eyes. "THERE THEY ARE!" Deadpool exclaimed as he pointed to the pink panties Domino was wearing.

Domino immediately snapped out of her sleepy trance and looked right at Deadpool with his left hand in her underwear drawer. The next thing to go through Deadpool's mind was Domino's foot as she flying roundhouse kicked Deadpool in the face.

"Do we have to do this every night?" Domino asked Deadpool while standing over him wearing nothing but her pink panties and a deep blue night shirt.

"Every night till I get them. Now if you don't mind I prefer to being on top," Deadpool replied as grabbed Domino's leg and dragged her down and used her momentum to stand above her. "And might I say you look extra perky tonight, or did someone turn up the AC?"

Domino quickly kicked up at Deadpool connecting right in his groin before rolling over and scrambling for one of her guns. Deadpool doubled over in pain before. Deadpool glanced up at Domino aiming a pair of guns at him, "Oh so you want to be kinky tonight, I can be kinky too" Deadpool immediately pulls out his gun and fires off a few shots barely missing her. "Great I'm the one who comes all the way out here and she's the one who gets lucky," Deadpool muttered as he dived under the bed. Domino threw a knife at Deadpool catching his hand and pinning it to the bed. "I knew you liked to be forceful but I'm not one for bondage."

Domino moved over to the bed and sat down holding the knife in Deadpool's hand. "If I pull out you have to promise to leave and not raid my stuff again," Domino said before pushing the knife deeper into his hand and twisting the blade. "And no hiding it the closet watching me sleep."

"Fine! Fine!" Deadpool exclaimed in pain of the blade."I'll leave and wont come back!"
Domino quickly pulled the knife out. "Now leave," exclaimed as she forcefully threw him out of her room.

Deadpool slowly stood up and put his finger through the hole the knife made. [Well that was a bust and and now we cant try this again.And will you quite fingering your hole!]

"What do you mean a bust?" Deadpool asked as took his finger out of the hole. quickly he produced the pink panties "I got them, and She'll find a nice surprise tomorrow morning picking out a new pair." And with that last comment Deadpool ran down the hallway in classic action posing, pink panties in hand.